Being pretty discredits you entirely. Pretty women can’t be smart, because pretty women are intrinsically shallow and superficial and it’s laughable that they should expect to be taken seriously about anything. Pretty women are biologically destined to supply decoration to the world, not brains, and so you should be at least a little ugly if you want anyone to think you might be semi-intelligent. Ugly women read more, because nobody asks them on dates, and even if they’re reading chick lit or “The Rules” or whatever, that probably exercises a few more brain cells than staring in a mirror wondering if they should change the shape of their eyebrows, or whatever hot chicks think about.
But don’t feel left out, ugly girls — you’ll still get those rape/death/rapedeath/deathrape threats, they’ll just probably mention how ugly you are, and that you should consider the rape offer a generous favor from a magnanimous benefactor. Bonus!
Yes, you, with the uptalk and the vocal fry. Stop communicating in different ways. Stop asking for consensus! Stop checking in with your audience! Stop making concessions to the other side of your argument! And stop blaming “sexism” when men talk over you, dismiss your points, or steal your ideas. LEAN IN, BITCHES. God.